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Jokes about the Dutch

dutchusa Submitted by Guus on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 8:13pm

Ben sent me a link to a page with jokes about the Dutch that I found quite amusing.

“Don’t make holes in the dikes. Such behaviour is commonly disapproved and in extreme cases it can get you stoned by wooden shoes. But feel free to put your finger in the dike if you feel the urge.”

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Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Submitted by Petra_NC on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 8:22pm.
Very funny! B.t.w. talking about the Dutch…. Did you know that the Netherlands are playing at the Durham Bulls next weekend? Groetjes Petra
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Submitted by Guus on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 9:05pm.
Yeah, I saw the schedule when I was in the stadium Sunday. Let’s see who wins! :)
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Submitted by peet on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 9:40pm.
Hihih I had fun reading them. Can you see why I ‘m so glad with my name. Petra van Dijk
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 12:25pm.

hahaha! i’m dutch and i feel like this is all too true!!

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Submitted by Steenstra (not verified) on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 10:18am.

If You Ain’t Dutch, You Ain’t Much
I love my country!

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/08/2011 - 3:07pm.

Why can’t you buy Frikandel Speciaal met Frit in northern Holland?

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 11:11am.

How do you find a well balanced Hollander…………….

He’s the one with a chip on both shoulders

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:48pm.

Whats the thinnest book in the world?
A Dutch gift catalogue…

The only good thing that comes from Holland is the train to Germany.

How did the North sea came to be?
A Hollander lost a knickle

What do Dutch kids get for christmas?
 Coupons

Why did Ikea stop opening stores in the Netherlands?
they couldnt affort the free pencils anymore.

Why are there no wishing fountains in the Netherlands?
Too many people called to say they got ripped off and want their 10 cents back.

How do you tell a Hollander from a Belgian?
Burn a five euro bill and see which one sweats the most.

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Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:35pm.

lol im aa dutch guy and i can laugh at this.
but we’re not actually such scrooges. in fact i got battlefield 3 for christmas :P

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