Jokes about the Dutch

Wed, 07/18/2007 - 9:13pm

Ben sent me a link to a page with jokes about the Dutch that I found quite amusing.

"Don't make holes in the dikes. Such behaviour is commonly disapproved and in extreme cases it can get you stoned by wooden shoes. But feel free to put your finger in the dike if you feel the urge."

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Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Petra_NC on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 9:22pm

Very funny!
B.t.w. talking about the Dutch....
Did you know that the Netherlands are playing at the Durham Bulls next weekend?

Groetjes Petra

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Guus on Wed, 07/18/2007 - 10:05pm

Yeah, I saw the schedule when I was in the stadium Sunday.

Let's see who wins! :)

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by peet on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 10:40pm

Hihih I had fun reading them. Can you see why I 'm so glad with my name.

Petra van Dijk

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 1:25pm

hahaha! i'm dutch and i feel like this is all too true!!

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Steenstra (not verified) on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 10:18am

If You Ain't Dutch, You Ain't Much
I love my country!

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/08/2011 - 3:07pm

Why can't you buy Frikandel Speciaal met Frit in northern Holland?

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 11:11am

How do you find a well balanced Hollander................

He's the one with a chip on both shoulders

Re: Jokes about the Dutch

Permalink Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:48pm

Whats the thinnest book in the world?
A Dutch gift catalogue...

The only good thing that comes from Holland is the train to Germany.

How did the North sea came to be?
A Hollander lost a knickle

What do Dutch kids get for christmas?
Coupons

Why did Ikea stop opening stores in the Netherlands?
they couldnt affort the free pencils anymore.

Why are there no wishing fountains in the Netherlands?
Too many people called to say they got ripped off and want their 10 cents back.

How do you tell a Hollander from a Belgian?
Burn a five euro bill and see which one sweats the most.

Die laatste vind ik leuk! Wooden shoe, wooden head

Guus Bosman

software engineering director

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